theonion:

Panicked Biden Interrupts State Of The Union To Ask If Erections Can Ever Be Medical Emergency: Full Report

barackobama:

Some Biden for your Monday.

*Thursday

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megsokay:

motherjones:

Guys. Guys. GUYS.

Check out this photo.

This is like Harry and Ron embracing Hermione after she was revived from being petrified level shit.

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