- me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
- me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
May42013
March112013
(Source: renemagreat, via suntoobrightinherlosingeyes)
January282013
valentine’s day is coming up have some really bad neutral milk hotel valentines
(i’m pretty sure the one on the right is annie’s joke)
(Source: positivemilkhotel, via grumpily-deactivated20130210)
January192013
“I’ve often thought, and I’ve said this before whenever asked, ‘where do you think Zoe is, how do you think that story would continue?’ and I always say I was pregnant in Serenity. I was pregnant, and I was pregnant with Wash’s child. I do think that somewhere there is this beige, curly red-haired child running around the verse.” - Gina Torres
(via ladybonerforvangogh)
January82013
if you don’t like John Green you’re living your life wrong
yes.
OMG I GET TO SEE HIM IN SIX DAY!!!
July62012
Um… so I drew a thing. I can dream, can’t I?
Excuse me while I go curl up into a ball and weep.
(Source: windsroad)
April92012
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
April52012
You’re telling me that some married couples make less than $100,000? I don’t understand!
oh my god
oh my GOD
ughhhhh
“I thought middle class was arounf $120+…”
FAIL
March202012
I don’t know why this makes me laugh so hard…
(via humoristics)
February292012
Stephen: “Must be nice. Rick Santorum understands the real American dream that if you work hard enough, your children can have fewer opportunities that you did.”
Obama only has one advanced degree! Stupid smarmy Santorum with his MBA and JD :P
(Source: drunkonstephen)
October162011
“Recently, two of my dear friends who are writers at our show—a straight woman and a gay man who are also very close friends—came over. Afterward, my daughter, Alice, said, “You can tell they’re married because they take really good care of each other.” I thought, “That’s so sweet.” I said, “I hope you always think that’s what marriage is.””
Tina Fey, interview with Parade magazine (via feyminism)
(Source: lizcrissplanty, via feyminism)
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